This book is so fucking weird. Just wow. But it had me laughing so hard, I would have coughing fits. This shit Debra comes up with is just out of this world.
Dove is crazy about Mr Perfect, Johnson. But she has the weirdest habits…. stills. And even after Mr Perfect screws her over, she is still head over heels.
Duke, the king of slim Jim dick, is in love with her. The weirdest, grossest (if that’s even a word), human I’ve ever read. But, through all that, I feel in love. He does the craziest shit to make Dove happy.
Do not read in public. Read in private.